I’ve been a little suspicious of the weather lately, this month has been unusually mild and frankly it’s had an effect on my fashion. Had it snowed on Halloween like it has since i can remember, I’d probably be singing a different tune, but as it is, i’ve had a lot of time to long for winter and thusly winter fashion. I’m not terribly proud of this look, I don’t ski and I hate skiing culture, but here it is anyway:
Is this a joke? I haven’t figured that out yet, all I know is that ever since I got this sweater I’ve been trying to find a place to wear it. You see, this is no normal ridiculous free boutique sweater, this is a hand-me-down from the one and only Rod Kershenstein. Rod is definitely the snappiest octogenarian I know and he’s a total conservative wingnut to boot! Why just the other day, Rod informed me that if I had been in the DNC protests (which I was) and he was a cop, he wouldn’t think twice about killing me, the proverbial me, I think… This was all in reference to his “threaten me, I’ll kill you” philosophy, which is a strange amalgamation of Fox News, having stormed the beaches in Normandy, and being a little senile. I don’t know why but that seems to add to the sweater’s appeal.
Eitherway, what better time to don a snappy conservative garment or two, now that conservatives are buying up guns because Obama’s going to declare sharia law. Now I’m definitely not your average Jobama, but I recognize a fashion statement when I see one.