Here’s a fantastic spring collection by Robert Geller, not like anyone reading this could ever afford it! But nevertheless, note how all the outfits are s.a.f. (snappy as fuck) but there is an element of nonchalance to all of them.
A Word of Advice: Zany is Your Enemy! It is best to avoid looking zany at all costs, in fact, write the word ‘zany’ on your wall with an ‘x’ through it to remind yourself before you go out. You are not dressing Weird Al, you’ve got to keep it together! I only say this because today I was assaulted by a slew of totally zany outfits and they left me feeling a little hollow inside. It is one thing to make a fashion statement, but when it becomes too loud, it is just a fashion shout-ment and basically a cry for help or a cry to be put out of your misery. Coco Chanel said “always take off the last accessory you put on” and I think that is sound advice for mansies. It is always better to have a look that is simple, classic and elegant rather than go overboard with ironic accessories.
These looks are just that, they are all experimental, unusual and unique while maintaining sophistication and poise. They are a perfect contemporary translation of the films of Fritz Lang, Joe May and Visconti, his inspiration for the collection.