While I will/can not grow a mustache, here’s some inspiration for facial hair… Once again I stand by the axiom that when it comes to facial hair you either have it or you don’t and let me be clear, there is no such thing as a “sexy goatee”. Goatees make you look like a goat. I repeat, goatees make you look like a goat! Shave your chin or grow a beard!
Speaking of the mustache, this post would just not be complete without my friend, Po Tex Slim’s collection of mugshots from the 70′s that he grifted from a Santa Cruz prison.
here he is looking a little bit more like a Po Tex SlimE, but still, you have to admit he’s living the dream.
BTW, I do not recommend polo’s for anyone other than 70′s drug dealers and Po Tex himself… and even in that case, step up the fash-ion Po!